Emo Philips Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Emo Philips quotes and sayings page 5 (68 year old comedian). These are the last 2 out of 42 quotes we have for him.
“You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!”
“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.”
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