Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Erma Bombeck quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased journalist born on Feb 21, 1927). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 77 we have for her.
“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.”
“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”
“I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.”
“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”
“It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.”
“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
“I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.”
“Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.”
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