Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Erma Bombeck quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased journalist born on Feb 21, 1927). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 77 we have for her.
“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.”
“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“Children make your life important.”
“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'”
“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.”
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
“There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”
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