Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)
Erma Bombeck quotes and sayings page 7 (deceased journalist born on Feb 21, 1927). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 77 we have for her.
“How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?”
“There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.”
“Never accept a drink from a urologist.”
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.”
“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.”
“God created man, but I could do better.”
“Never order food in excess of your body weight.”
“What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?”
“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.”
“Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.”
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