Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)
Erma Bombeck quotes and sayings page 8 (deceased journalist born on Feb 21, 1927). These are the last 7 out of 77 quotes we have for her.
“Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.”
“I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.”
“Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.”
“House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.”
“I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.”
“For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.”
“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”
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