Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

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Erma Bombeck quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased journalist born on Feb 21, 1927). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 77 we have for her.

Erma Bombeck Quotes
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
Erma Bombeck Quotes
“Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.”

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