Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 70 we have for him.
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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