Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

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Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 70 we have for him.

Groucho Marx Quotes
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
“Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

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