Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

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Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 70 we have for him.

Groucho Marx Quotes
“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

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