Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 70 we have for him.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
“My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.”
“I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.”
“No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.”
“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.”
“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”
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