Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

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Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 70 we have for him.

Groucho Marx Quotes
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.”

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