Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 6 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 70 we have for him.
“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
“A man's only as old as the woman he feels.”
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.”
“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
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