Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

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Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 6 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 70 we have for him.

Groucho Marx Quotes
“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“A man's only as old as the woman he feels.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
Groucho Marx Quotes
“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”

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