Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Groucho Marx quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Oct 2, 1890). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 70 we have for him.
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
“Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”
“Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.”
“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
“I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
“If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.”
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