Zach Galifianakis Quotes & Sayings

46 most famous Zach Galifianakis quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 48 year old American actor born on Oct 1, 1969.

“I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.”
“I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“My forte is awkwardness.”
“I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.”
“When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.”
Zach Galifianakis Quotes
“My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.”

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