Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.”

“I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.”

“Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.”

“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”

“Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.”

“Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.”

“It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”

“To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.”

“I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'”

“Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.”