Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.”

“Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.”

“People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.”

“People don't talk to me on airplanes.”

“When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.”

“A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.”

“America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”

“I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.”

“I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.”

“Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.”