Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings

“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.”

“I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.”

“There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.”

“I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.”

“Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”

“I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.”

“It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.”

“Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.”

“Perception is created and twisted so quickly.”

“Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.”