Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”

“There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.”

“When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'”

“You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'”

“I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.”

“I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.”

“It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.”

“When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.”

“Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.”

“I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.”