Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

“I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'”

“I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.”

“There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.”

“You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.”

“My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.”

“If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.”

“Life is full of horrible mistakes.”

“You can't direct without a good crew.”

“I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.”

“I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.”