Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)

“I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.”

“I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.”

“Oh, I love stand-up.”

“Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.”

“Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.”

“To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.”

“You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.”

“Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'”

“A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.”

“The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.”