Louis C. K. Quotes & Sayings (Page 11)

“I was an awkward kid.”

“I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.”

“I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.”

“I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.”

“If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.”