Marcus Brigstocke Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Marcus Brigstocke quotes and sayings page 2 (51 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 38 we have for him.
“I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.”
“Britain is obsessed with political correctness.”
“Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'”
“I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.”
“If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.”
“I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.”
“Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.”
“I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing.”
“I'd lie in bed in my dormitory and grab at bits of my body, wanting to tear them off... I was so large by then that, in the heat, my thighs chafed together and bled. I was very unhappy, and yet no one ever asked me how I felt.”
“I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.”
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