Rita Rudner Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Rita Rudner quotes and sayings page 3 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 71 we have for her.
“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”
“It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.”
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”
“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”
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