Rita Rudner Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.”

“I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.”

“The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.”

“My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.”

“I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.”

“On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'”

“Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence.”

“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”

“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”

“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.”