Rita Rudner Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Rita Rudner quotes and sayings page 6 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 71 we have for her.
“I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.”
“My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.”
“I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.”
“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”
“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
“My Vegas act is how I make my money.”
“You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.”
“Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.”
“When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.”
“Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act.”
Rita Rudner Quotes Rating
No Ratings Yet
Leave A Comment
