Stephen Colbert Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.”

“My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.”

“My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.”

“Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.”

“I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.”

“I love being onstage.”

“I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.”

“I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.”

“In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.”

“We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing.”