Steve Harvey Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.”

“You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.”

“I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.”

“I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.”

“People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.”

“The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did.”

“You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.”

“Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.”

“A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.”

“You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble.”