Gilbert Gottfried Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Gilbert Gottfried quotes and sayings page 6 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 65 we have for him.
“In real life I'm a tall, blond Christian.”
“There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.”
“Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.”
“Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.”
“I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.”
“Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.”
“Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.”
“I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.”
“I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'”
“I found out about Jonathan Winters' death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashian's divorce before she did.”
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