Gilbert Gottfried Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Gilbert Gottfried quotes and sayings page 2 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 65 we have for him.
“You never know what people will choose to be offended by.”
“A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The landlord answers, 'That's OK. The people upstairs don't walk around that much.'”
“Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.”
“With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.”
“I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.”
“I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.”
“The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.”
“I always try to avoid anything that has to do with my life.”
“Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.”
“I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.”
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