Gilbert Gottfried Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Gilbert Gottfried quotes and sayings page 5 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 65 we have for him.
“I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep.”
“I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.”
“I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.”
“Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.”
“I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.”
“I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.”
“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.”
“Nothing can help my comedy.”
“People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.”
“The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.”
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