Gilbert Gottfried Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.”

“If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'”

“I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.”

“I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.”

“I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.”

“One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any advancements that came towards fighting AIDS were not done by scientists or doctors - it was people with little ribbons on their lapels.”

“I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.”

“I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.”

“Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'”

“When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.”