Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Jerry Seinfeld quotes and sayings page 4 (70 year old comedian). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 88 we have for him.
“My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.”
“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
“The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!'”
“I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.”
“When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.”
“When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.”
“Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy.”
“I love being a dad. I just love it.”
“Men want to make women happy.”
“The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.”
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