Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)

“I like money, but it's never been about the money.”

“A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.”

“If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.”

“It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.”

“There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don't really think most people really understand what they've seen.”

“There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.”

“Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.”

“When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.”