Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.”

“You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.”

“You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.”

“The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.”

“Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.”

“Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”

“Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.”

“Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.”

“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.”

“We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.”