Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Jerry Seinfeld quotes and sayings page 5 (70 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 88 we have for him.
“Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.”
“To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.”
“I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.”
“If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.”
“I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time.”
“The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.”
“Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.”
“The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.”
“A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.”
“I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.”
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