Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)

“When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.”

“You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that.”

“I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them.”

“If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling.”

“I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.”

“Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.”

“As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.”

“Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.”

“I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.”

“Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.”