Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 5 (89 year old director). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 76 we have for him.
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”
“If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.”
“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”
“It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
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