Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

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Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 7 (88 year old director). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 76 we have for him.

Woody Allen Quotes
“Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”
Woody Allen Quotes
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Woody Allen Quotes
“He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.”

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