Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 7 (88 year old director). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 76 we have for him.
“Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.”
“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.”
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
“If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.”
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
“Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.”
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
“He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.”
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