Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 4 (89 year old director). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 76 we have for him.
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”
“I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.”
“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
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