Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 6 (88 year old director). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 76 we have for him.
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
“Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.”
“Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.”
“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
“I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.”
“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .”
“Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.”
“I am two with nature.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
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