Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 2 (88 year old director). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 76 we have for him.
“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?”
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“Tradition is the illusion of permanance.”
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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