Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Woody Allen quotes and sayings page 3 (89 year old director). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 76 we have for him.
“I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
“When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.”
“Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.”
“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.”
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
“I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
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