Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Dave Barry quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased journalist born on Jul 3, 1947). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 83 we have for him.
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
“The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.”
“The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.”
“My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.”
“As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.”
“Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.”
“Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”
“For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”
“The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.”
“The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.”
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