Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Dave Barry quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased journalist born on Jul 3, 1947). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 83 we have for him.
“Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.”
“We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.”
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
“Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”
“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'”
“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
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