Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Dave Barry quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased journalist born on Jul 3, 1947). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 83 we have for him.
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”
“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
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