Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”

“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”

“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”

“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.”

“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.”

“'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”

“The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.”

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”

“I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.”

“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”