Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings

83 most famous Dave Barry quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American journalist who passed away on 16 August, 2001.

“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”

“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”

“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.”

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”

“To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.”

“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”