Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)
Dave Barry quotes and sayings page 8 (deceased journalist born on Jul 3, 1947). Here's quote # 71 through 80 out of the 83 we have for him.
“What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.”
“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
“In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.”
“And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.”
“Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.”
“I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”
“To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.”
“If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.”
“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”
“It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.”
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