Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)
Dave Barry quotes and sayings page 7 (deceased journalist born on Jul 3, 1947). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 83 we have for him.
“The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.”
“We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.”
“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”
“Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.”
“If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.”
“The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.”
“American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.”
“I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.”
“I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.”
“Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.”
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