Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

“I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.”

“I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.”

“The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.”

“Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say the same line every night for 40 weeks and make it sound fresh unless he's doing an acting job.”

“All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.”

“I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.”

“I am furious about everything.”

“She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.”

“I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.”

“I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives.”