Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings (Page 8)
Joan Rivers quotes and sayings page 8 (deceased comedian born on Jun 8, 1933). Here's quote # 71 through 80 out of the 132 we have for her.
“I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.”
“I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.”
“Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.”
“When I turn down work, I feel guilty, I feel terrible; I don't know where the next job is going to come from.”
“I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.”
“I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.”
“I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.”
“I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it.”
“If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.”
“Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off.”
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