Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Joan Rivers quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Jun 8, 1933). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 132 we have for her.
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
“It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.”
“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”
“I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.”
“I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.”
“The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.”
“What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.”
“Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.”
“Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.”
“Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.”
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